No trouble: You can all me Al
“If you’ll be my bodyguard/I can be your long lost pal /I can call you Betty/And Betty when you call me/You can call me Al. /Call me Al.”
Remember those lyrics by Paul Simon? It was a funny song about a not-so-funny situation, describing a man experiencing a midlife crisis: (“Where’s my wife and family? What if I die here? Who’ll be my role model?”).


